Money Doesn't Buy Happiness? Really? Cause It Buys A Wave Runner

I'm a date guy. Blind dates. Dates the food (Be careful of this one though cause Indiana Jones almost died from a poisoned one), dates for movies. I didn't ask what SEASON the Avengers comes out IMDB! I want a date. RELEASE date. Not "Summer 2011". Give me something concrete to look forward to. So here we go, I'm laying some concrete for you guys. Here's the actual dates that some big games come out in 2011. Save your dollas.

Lord of the Rings: War in the North--Aug 24 (Xbox & PS3)

Madden 12--Aug 30 (Everything)

Dead Island--Sept. 6 (PS3 & Xbox)

Resistance 3--Sept. 6 (PS3)

Gears Of War 3--Sept 20 (Xbox)

Rage--Oct. 4 (PS3 & Xbox)

Twisted Metal--Oct 4 (PS3)

Batman: Arkham City--Oct. 18 (Xbox & PS3)

Battlefield 3--Oct 25 (Xbox & PS3)

Uncharted 3--Nov. 1 (PS3)

Modern Warfare 3--Nov 8 (Xbox & PS3)

Assassins Creed: Revelations--Nov 15 (Xbox & PS3)

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City--Dec 31 (PS3 & Xbox)

Bioshock Infinite--Dec 31 (Xbox & PS3)

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword--Winter 2011! cmon Nintendo! (Wii)

Grand total of....$890.00. Ya know, plus tax.